134 lines
3.9 KiB
JavaScript
134 lines
3.9 KiB
JavaScript
const quotebank = [
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"jesus don't want me for a sunbeam!",
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"is the man who sold the world",
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"choose life, choose a job",
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"chuffing back a fat dart",
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"still not goth",
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"может правда все закончится вот так!",
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"active cigarette lobby member",
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"remembers space cake's requiem",
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"yet another shit in the sandpit",
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"this user is mortal",
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"the internet is serious business",
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"beer respects me",
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"on the internet, nobody knows you're a dog",
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"good grief!",
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"bow to me!",
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"stuffed with love fluff",
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"tip your waiter",
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"on a plain",
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"UK DUTY PAID",
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"let children breathe your smoke!",
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"my back hurts!!",
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"happy new year 2003!",
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"meows at passing cars",
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"are you okay, dude?",
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"axolotl fan",
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"this user enjoys smirnoff",
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"this user enjoys chekhov",
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"now with 50% less sugar",
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"contains nicotine and tar",
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"only to be sold as a multipack",
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"banned in syria!",
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"popular in azerbajan!",
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"friends with sewerslvt!",
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"did not do that thing in bosnia",
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"legally blind!",
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"is fragile! (be nice)",
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"over 5 views a month!",
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"now likeable!",
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"pagination is hard!",
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"did not sign up for this",
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"better luck next life!",
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"loves msg!",
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"why not take a break?",
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"i killed kenny!",
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"i am cute when i sleep!",
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"i can't see!!!!!",
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"invented git!",
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"responsible for java v8!",
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"now marketable!",
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"secretly made lainchan!",
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"got rid of the python GIL!",
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"is paid £5000000 for this!",
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"this user enjoys absolut vanilla",
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"perpetually ill!",
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"possibly the bees knees",
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"generally jovial",
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"full time ikea fiend",
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"refuses to pay £1.90 for monster energy ultra",
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"writing from prison",
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"possibly richard nixon",
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"friends with doctor house!",
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"manufactures glycine!",
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"loves to hate!",
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"hates to love!",
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"has popcorn lung!",
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"is goddamn tired!",
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"friends with makarov!",
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"invented the ak/47!",
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"Licensed clairvoyant!",
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"on the agora road!",
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"set a doctype moron!",
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"installing adware...",
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"i have your ip address!!",
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"pure filth!",
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"i hate computers!",
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"meow meow meow",
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"merry christmas!",
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"wears an eyepatch!",
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"made a humans.txt file that you didn't even read...",
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"friends with jay eazy!",
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"fan of rain!",
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"certified fresh!",
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"morbid!",
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"enjoys scraps of wire!",
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"free as in freedom!",
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"RMS' biggest fan!",
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"XZ utils exploit author!",
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"friends with linus torvalds!",
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"not a real programmer!",
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"brigitte main!",
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"i renamed twitter!",
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"just hit the east side of the LBC!",
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"has 1 hour of computer time this week!",
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"grounded! (no fly list)",
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"friends with maia crimew!",
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"destroyed gradle with my own two hands!",
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"evil!!!",
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"proud keychron owner!",
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"rotten!",
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"is george w bush!",
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"it's a unix system!",
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"runs on forbidden hardware!",
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"hosted by gnomes!",
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"all your base are belong to me!",
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"needs methylphenidate badly!",
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"is hiring!",
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"can't afford their own infrastructure!",
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"has a tenuous relationship with god!",
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"friends with KoRn!!!",
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"fucked up the git webhook earlier!",
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"who do you think you are, i am!",
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"now violent!",
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"invented r/wholesome!",
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"friends with phil elverum!",
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"invented javascript!",
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"15,000 hits!",
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"/privatekey.gpg",
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"engages in passive substance usage!",
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"victim of react.js!",
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"vercel's pricing model sucks!",
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"muh cloudflare!",
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"loyal to dongguan elux corporation!",
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"friends with harrison ford!",
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"made in zanzibarland!",
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"NOT solid snake!",
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"is kazuhira 'kaz' miller!"
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]
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const len = quotebank.length
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const quote = quotebank[Math.floor(Math.random() * len)]
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document.getElementById("quote").innerHTML = `“${quote}”`
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