quotes and a button

_layouts/shr4pnel.html

@@ -226,6 +226,13 @@ layout: compress
                             loading="lazy"
                     />
                 </a>
+                <a href="https://32bit.cafe/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer">
+                    <img
+                            src="/assets/buttons/32bitcafe.png"
+                            alt="the 32 bit cafe, you betta visit!"
+                            loading="lazy"
+                    />
+                </a>
             </div>
             <h2 class="highlighted">webrings</h2>
             <div class="flex-wrap">

assets/js/quote.js

@@ -126,7 +126,28 @@ const quotebank = [
     "NOT solid snake!",
     "is kazuhira 'kaz' miller!",
     "psycho mantis?",
-    "slowly becoming less fond of systemd!"
+    "slowly becoming less fond of systemd!",
+    "quoteaholic!",
+    "excellent relationship with alcohol!",
+    "full of lead!",
+    "will send you straight to hell if you query /.env!",
+    "delivered from god to nginx to you!",
+    "caddy is for cowards!",
+    "refused to release big bosses ashes!",
+    "fond of jerma!",
+    "i like concepts!",
+    "sees in 5 dimensions!",
+    "your codebase scares me!",
+    "disavows skyrim players who spec in 2 handed!",
+    "cannot design a modern looking site!",
+    "now 4000 years old!",
+    "i only update the quotes!",
+    "now confused about the APNG spec!",
+    "i hope you're not my future employer!",
+    "your copy of blog.shr4pnel.com is personalised!",
+    "shut down myspace!",
+    "demoted for eating all the office mugs!",
+    "i sell your data!"
 ]