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// © shrapnelnet. 0 BC til 4 kajillion million years AAD.
// .
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// . . .
const quotebank = [ const quotebank = [
"jesus don't want me for a sunbeam!", "jesus don't want me for a sunbeam!",
"is the man who sold the world", "is the man who sold the world",
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"your copy of blog.shr4pnel.com is personalised!", "your copy of blog.shr4pnel.com is personalised!",
"shut down myspace!", "shut down myspace!",
"demoted for eating all the office mugs!", "demoted for eating all the office mugs!",
"i sell your data!" "i sell your data!",
"now with more hatred!",
"oops! all webshit!",
"creator of... eurgh....",
"grimes has 2 good songs but they're just good.... not excellent. its not my thing really but those two songs are pretty alright. i think. maybe?",
"asahi is one fine beer!",
"i've seen your source code and i hate it!",
"i write code in java to make you upset",
"running on slackware!",
"gentoo is for hipsters who don't know that they're hipsters!",
"this will be MOTDs in 2025:",
"still doesn't know how to use active directory in 2025",
"bits and bytes and snails and mites!",
"words will never hurt me was written by a troglodyte 4 billion years ago to be that recurring bit in garfield where he gets an encyclopedia thrown at him"
] ]