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+const quotebank = [
+    "jesus don't want me for a sunbeam!",
+    "is the man who sold the world",
+    "choose life, choose a job",
+    "chuffing back a fat dart",
+    "still not goth",
+    "может правда все закончится вот так!",
+    "active cigarette lobby member",
+    "remembers space cake's requiem",
+    "yet another shit in the sandpit",
+    "this user is mortal",
+    "the internet is serious business",
+    "beer respects me",
+    "on the internet, nobody knows you're a dog",
+    "good grief!",
+    "bow to me!",
+    "stuffed with love fluff",
+    "tip your waiter",
+    "on a plain",
+    "UK DUTY PAID",
+    "let children breathe your smoke!",
+    "my back hurts!!",
+    "happy new year 2003!",
+    "meows at passing cars",
+    "are you okay, dude?",
+    "axolotl fan",
+    "this user enjoys smirnoff",
+    "this user enjoys chekhov",
+    "now with 50% less sugar",
+    "contains nicotine and tar",
+    "only to be sold as a multipack",
+    "banned in syria!",
+    "popular in azerbajan!",
+    "friends with sewerslvt!"
+]
+
+
+const len = quotebank.length
+const quote = quotebank[Math.floor(Math.random() * len)]
+document.getElementById("quote").innerHTML = `“${quote}”`