40 lines
1.2 KiB
JavaScript
40 lines
1.2 KiB
JavaScript
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const quotebank = [
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"jesus don't want me for a sunbeam!",
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"is the man who sold the world",
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"choose life, choose a job",
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"chuffing back a fat dart",
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"still not goth",
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"может правда все закончится вот так!",
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"active cigarette lobby member",
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"remembers space cake's requiem",
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"yet another shit in the sandpit",
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"this user is mortal",
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"the internet is serious business",
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"beer respects me",
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"on the internet, nobody knows you're a dog",
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"good grief!",
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"bow to me!",
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"stuffed with love fluff",
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"tip your waiter",
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"on a plain",
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"UK DUTY PAID",
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"let children breathe your smoke!",
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"my back hurts!!",
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"happy new year 2003!",
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"meows at passing cars",
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"are you okay, dude?",
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"axolotl fan",
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"this user enjoys smirnoff",
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"this user enjoys chekhov",
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"now with 50% less sugar",
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"contains nicotine and tar",
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"only to be sold as a multipack",
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"banned in syria!",
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"popular in azerbajan!",
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"friends with sewerslvt!"
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]
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const len = quotebank.length
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const quote = quotebank[Math.floor(Math.random() * len)]
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document.getElementById("quote").innerHTML = `“${quote}”`
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