diff --git a/assets/js/quote.js b/assets/js/quote.js
index cd0087a..6e78f92 100644
--- a/assets/js/quote.js
+++ b/assets/js/quote.js
@@ -31,7 +31,40 @@ const quotebank = [
     "only to be sold as a multipack",
     "banned in syria!",
     "popular in azerbajan!",
-    "friends with sewerslvt!"
+    "friends with sewerslvt!",
+    "did not do that thing in bosnia",
+    "legally blind!",
+    "is fragile! (be nice)",
+    "over 5 views a month!",
+    "now likeable!",
+    "pagination is hard!",
+    "did not sign up for this",
+    "better luck next life!",
+    "loves msg!",
+    "why not take a break?",
+    "i killed kenny!",
+    "i am cute when i sleep!",
+    "i can't see!!!!!",
+    "invented git!",
+    "responsible for java v8!",
+    "now marketable!",
+    "secretly made lainchan!",
+    "got rid of the python GIL!",
+    "is paid £5000000 for this!",
+    "this user enjoys absolut vanilla",
+    "perpetually ill!",
+    "possibly the bees knees",
+    "generally jovial",
+    "full time ikea fiend",
+    "refuses to pay £1.90 for monster energy ultra",
+    "writing from prison",
+    "possibly richard nixon",
+    "friends with doctor house!",
+    "manufactures glycine!",
+    "loves to hate!",
+    "hates to love!",
+    "has popcorn lung!",
+    "is goddamn tired!"
 ]